Comments on: Nezesaussi: A New Zealander, South African & an Australian http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/ Subtract hype. Ad Insight. Sun, 05 Jul 2009 01:27:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Che Guerilla http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60294 Che Guerilla Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:22:37 +0000 http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60294 very nice very nice

]]> By: Zeid Nasser (Admin) http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60032 Zeid Nasser (Admin) Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:53:12 +0000 http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60032 :) :)

]]> By: Gibbo http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60029 Gibbo Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:05:55 +0000 http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60029 and the classic..... An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. Ventriloquist: "Hey, good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?" New Zealander: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?" Dog: "Doin' alright." The New Zealander is shocked! Ventriloquist: "Is this Kiwi your owner?" Dog: "Yep." Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." The New Zealander can't believe his ears! Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" New Zealander: "The horse doesn't talk." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "No worries." The New Zealander's mouth is agape. Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" Horse: "Yep." Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." The New Zealander is TOTALLY amazed! Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" New Zealander: "The sheep's a liar." and the classic…..

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

Ventriloquist: “Hey, good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?”

New Zealander: “The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie.”

Ventriloquist: “Hey dog, how’s it going old mate?”

Dog: “Doin’ alright.”

The New Zealander is shocked!

Ventriloquist: “Is this Kiwi your owner?”

Dog: “Yep.”

Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”

Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

The New Zealander can’t believe his ears!

Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

New Zealander: “The horse doesn’t talk.”

Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”

Horse: “No worries.”

The New Zealander’s mouth is agape.

Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner?”

Horse: “Yep.”

Ventriloquist: “How’s he treat you?”

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”

The New Zealander is TOTALLY amazed!

Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

New Zealander: “The sheep’s a liar.”

]]> By: Zeid Nasser (Admin) http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60028 Zeid Nasser (Admin) Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:56:20 +0000 http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60028 Well, we've got some 'regional' rivalry going on here :) Well, we’ve got some ‘regional’ rivalry going on here :)

]]> By: Gibbo http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60027 Gibbo Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:45:42 +0000 http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60027 What do you call 15 guys sitting around the TV watching the Rugby World Cup final? The All Blacks What do you call 15 guys sitting around the TV watching the Rugby World Cup final?

The All Blacks

]]> By: Creative Rules http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60026 Creative Rules Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:38:53 +0000 http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60026 Why do Australians screw sheep on the edge of a cliff? Because the sheep push back harder. Why do Australians screw sheep on the edge of a cliff?

Because the sheep push back harder.

]]> By: Gibbo http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60025 Gibbo Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:35:35 +0000 http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60025 ZING!!!!!! Why do birds fly upside over New Zealand? There's nothing worth shitting on. ZING!!!!!!

Why do birds fly upside over New Zealand?

There’s nothing worth shitting on.

]]> By: Creative Rules http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60024 Creative Rules Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:33:33 +0000 http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60024 What's the difference between a tub of yogurt and an australian? The yogurt has more culture. What’s the difference between a tub of yogurt and an australian?

The yogurt has more culture.

]]> By: Gibbo http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60013 Gibbo Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:08:40 +0000 http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-60013 A New Zealander walks into a bar with a sheep under his arm and orders a beer. The barman asks him "are you gonna shear that sheep". The kiwi replies "I'm not shearing it with anyone." A New Zealander walks into a bar with a sheep under his arm and orders a beer. The barman asks him “are you gonna shear that sheep”.

The kiwi replies “I’m not shearing it with anyone.”

]]> By: amre husseini - AKA BITEME http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-59968 amre husseini - AKA BITEME Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:46:53 +0000 http://www.adblogarabia.com/nezesaussi-a-new-zealander-south-african-an-australian/#comment-59968 Nice...I didnt mind the length of the text at all, it was a good read Nice…I didnt mind the length of the text at all, it was a good read

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